new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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