john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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