I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
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