his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I am naked and annoyed.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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