I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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