Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I intend to get homeless drunk
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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