I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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