i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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