You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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