Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I don't think brook has ever known best
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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