I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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