Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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