We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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