today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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