a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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