I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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