I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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