When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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