Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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