His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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