...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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