i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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