The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
me + whiskey = a bad person
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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