im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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