Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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