wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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