My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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