just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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