You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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