Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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