O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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