i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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