i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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