farters have to be the big spoon...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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