dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I love having hate sex.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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