The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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