its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I hate all girls vehemently.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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