Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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