i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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