So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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