In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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