I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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