My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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