he puts the penis in happiness.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Randomize
