Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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