How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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