Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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