Buhtt sex?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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