You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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