Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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